1 hour ago with 69,225 notes

bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.

#Book of Mormon #Monster's Inc #You know how you didn't know you wanted something #Then someone mentions the things then it's all you want #Yeah #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




9 hours ago with 29,346 notes

buzzfeed:

Congrats to expectant parents Hayden Panettiere and her fiancé, the Headless Horseman.

#hayden panettiere #omg #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 146,468 notes

sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

#video #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 174,200 notes

radioirwin:

radioirwin:

i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some

stop reblogging this

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 101,229 notes

sulfuring:

how to write poetry like a white person

  • cigarettes
  • the taste of you
  • drowning
  • save me
  • no wait save yourself
  • cigarettes
  • !!

make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter

#sodhfl #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 61,737 notes

officialunitedstates:

euqah:

officialunitedstates:

Life hack:  they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely

REALLY?

Nope, I was lying.  It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches.  Follow for more disillusionment.

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 67,689 notes
Anonymous said:

i thought you were pansexual but you have a boyfriend,why would you lie about your sexuality

50shadesofacceptance:

strawberrypantsu:

you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds

is essentially what you have just said to me

I’M FUCKING CRYING

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 60,595 notes
#OHSHC #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 57,693 notes

softboycollective:

thisiswhiteprivilege:

softboycollective:

TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD

I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops

>implying two different groups

#ferguson #racism #so much ugh




3 days ago with 112 notes
Anonymous said:

i consider the scene where ten gives tentoo a piece of the tardis to be completely canon, but when donna said something about accelerating the growth by a power of 59, my math-impaired self had a lot of trouble with that. in your headcanon how long d'you think it takes rose and tentoo to grow their own tardis? or has someone been nice enough to do the math for us? assuming that a tardis takes a couple thousand years to grow. i want rose and tentoo to tour the universe together forever :p

mariechambers:

thebadddestwolf:

i’m not really the right person to ask about this bc it’s not something i have a headcanon for, although i agree that it is canon as far as i’m concerned.

but for the hell of it, i think ideally it’d take about 6 months bc that way it gives the doctor and rose time to settle in to their new lives in pete’s world ~together~ but they wouldn’t get /too/ stir-crazy before setting off to explore the universe like old times. 

I never thought about doing the math before, but I think I’m up for the task! Assuming the TARDIS takes about 2000 years to grow accelerating the growth by a power of 59 would make the problem:

x^59 = 2000

ln x^59 = ln 2000

59 ln x = ln 2000

(59 ln x ) / (59) = (ln 2000) / (59)

e^(ln x) = e^((ln2000) / (59))

x = e^((ln2000) / (59))

So, plug that into a calculator and you get x equaling about 1.137 years (rounded to the nearest thousandth). Therefore, it would take a little over a year for them to grow a TARDIS, mathematically speaking. 

Unrelated maths comment: I don’t mean to sound rude because I love maths and nerdy calculations and the solution with logarithms was fine and looks amazingly mindboggling, but it probably would have sufficed to say:

x^59 = 2000

x = 2000^(1/59) = 1.137

#the maths tutor in me #and the maths learner in me #and the sleep deprived flu ridden uni student in me #are all not abiding to usual social boundaries #ignore me #dw




3 days ago with 18,982 notes

cognitivedissonance:

PREACH

#ferguson #john oliver #last week tonight with john oliver




3 days ago with 1,387 notes

You fucking jackass!

Me? We were sitting ducks out there!

Wh— We almost had it! We only needed a few more seconds!

You don’t know that!

What the f— Yes I do! Newsflash: I was there, and by the way, I’m made outta numbers! Why can’t you just trust me?

#rvb12 #holy parallels batman




4 days ago with 1,281 notes

herrfivehead:

remember the time apollo thought nick was hiding cocaine in his building

#Phoenix Wright #I need another game #stat #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 884,190 notes

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

#INTERNET WHY #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




5 days ago with 173,786 notes
221b-in-the-shire:

vagabond-in-the-impala:

bunjywunjy:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

mewtwoofficial:

mortition:

the face of disgruntlement

little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW



much better

is that mumford and sons

anyway here’s wonderwall

221b-in-the-shire:

vagabond-in-the-impala:

bunjywunjy:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

bunjywunjy:

mewtwoofficial:

mortition:

the face of disgruntlement

little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him

SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW

much better

is that mumford and sons

anyway here’s wonderwall

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.