15 hours ago with 174,249 notes
rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

whatwhat are ferrets even MADE of?????

rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

what
what are ferrets even MADE of?????

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 10,614 notes

workthatdexterity:

DONT DROP THAT DEDENNE

#JESUS FUCKING CHRIST #video #favourite thing of the day #Pokemon




1 day ago with 158,892 notes

vinesnow:

And This is Why I Never Get Homework Done… 
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

#about me #for steph #video




1 day ago with 69,486 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

#favourite thing of the day #for amanda #because i feel you'd get me #fucking jesus christ shitting #i'm laughing so hard




1 day ago with 45,881 notes
berserkerboy:

I am truly the Nicest Guy

berserkerboy:

I am truly the Nicest Guy

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 23 notes
Easter at Abel and New Canton

facingthenorthwind:

straydog733:

Happy Easter, guys, to those who celebrate it!

To celebrate this holiday, imagine the adults at Abel and New Canton decorating Easter “eggs” by painting rocks and hiding them throughout the township for kids to find. Real eggs are too precious to waste, but they still want to do something cute for the kids. There are prizes for whichever kids find the most rocks: treats, special dinners, a chance to sit in the Radio Cabel booth for a day and co-host.

It turns into a huge event, with Sam running around in bunny ears and trying to hide rocks faster than the kids can find them. The ears get passed around from adult to adult all day, with a running challenge of try to get Janine to wear them.

People wonder if they might be hallucinating when Sara starts hopping around after children, making rabbit faces. She doesn’t explain, but it was one of her son’s favorite holidays.

Simon laughs along with the festivities, but has to hide yawns. A group of Catholics at New Canton held a thrown-together Easter Vigil, and he stayed up all night and morning praying. It wasn’t a crowded service, since no one really wants to hear about resurrection these days.

Any other ideas for how the ZR crowd might celebrate?

I WAS HAPPY BUT THEN SUDDENLY I WAS CRYING

#zombies run #i love these idiots too damn much




2 days ago with 7,737 notes

paintdoktahwho:

what a beautiful day

#paintdoktahwho




2 days ago with 224,221 notes

sh1re:

happy easter

#easter posts




2 days ago with 99,930 notes

tyleroakley:

Jesus came back on the third day for this.

#memories #so many memories #this video means a lot to me #and will forever hold a special place in my heart #happy easter




2 days ago with 51,945 notes
golden-time-turner:

golden-time-turner:

image

#starkid #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue. #hp #avps




3 days ago with 19,621 notes

toodeepforyou:

"cisphobia"

"heterophobia"

"reverse racism"

"misandry"

image

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 1,577 notes
killthefuckinglights:

I CANN OT HALNLDE THI S BNA D

killthefuckinglights:

I CANN OT HALNLDE THI S BNA D

#for steph #oh noez i sad #mcr




4 days ago with 58,036 notes
holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

#favourite thing of the day #WHY HAS PINGU BEEN IN MY TAG #FIVE FUCKING TIMES #WTF IS UP




4 days ago with 595,394 notes

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




5 days ago with 66,954 notes

(x)

#it’s fine i googled it #he’s over 18

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue. #hot damn son