40 minutes ago with 368,712 notes
olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditysilvermedalist:

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

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#the simpsons #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




8 hours ago with 294,202 notes

hey-there-sugartits:

lapfoxs:

A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL

are u okay

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 530,311 notes
rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha wall

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 65,294 notes
iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying. Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

iamthedukeofurl:

Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.

Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”

Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”

Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”

#atla #i miss you #toph #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 62,690 notes
#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 547,679 notes

the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 12,705 notes

roselastrider:

roselastrider:

Goodnight my son

please do not let this video misguide you I am a good, loving skeleton parent

#video #favourite thing of the day #ohmigod #is this a thing now? #am I into skeleton humour? #is this my thing?




3 days ago with 83,692 notes

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

#can't wait #celebrate #Pokemon #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 75,334 notes

roachpatrol:

i can’t get over how sad and funny it is when you see a teenage boy being real snotty about what he finds sexually attractive like oh no he doesn’t like bright lipstick and gladiator sandals make you look like a whore 

like buddy sorry you are not some kind of sexual wine connoisseur you are sixteen and would probably fuck a grapefruit

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 52,365 notes

end-it-ed23:

So someone swapped in the Attack on Titan theme on the opening for Sailor Moon Crystal and this was the result.

Holy shit

#video #amazing #sailor moon #aot #anime




4 days ago with 100,099 notes

ktabeau:

Am I doing this right

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 38,665 notes
via ev--ol,
#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 193,459 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

#favourite thing of the day #this post made the most high pitched god awful noises come out of my mouth #like a gasp and a squeak #i'm all about it




4 days ago with 187,626 notes

majiinboo:

  • Do not forget Michael Brown
  • Do not forget how the media dehumanized him and tried to justify his murder
  • Do not forget how peaceful protests were painted as savage riots
  • Do not forget police armed with military grade weapons terrorized and arrested black civilians
  • Do not forget Darren Wilson being awarded over $200,000 in fundraiser donations for murdering an unarmed black child
  • Do not forget that this system was not built to defend us, but to control us
  • Do not forget Ferguson 
#ferguson




4 days ago with 71,860 notes
via awkbergs, © haemus

haemus:

u kno what’s the best weed …..it’s when I’m weed u

#why for me amanda #jk obviously for me #i understand you completely #about me