2 hours ago with 100,793 notes

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




10 hours ago with 352,647 notes

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




17 hours ago with 73,449 notes

Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

#that is a man comfortable with his masculinity #and i dig that #chris pratt




1 day ago with 135,535 notes

tyleroakley:

incredible

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 344,680 notes
writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

#Emperor's New Groove #everything about all of this #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 124,081 notes

tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

#about me




1 day ago with 38,430 notes

batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

#favourite thing of the day #there was so many thrills #and so much complexity #interwoven with call me maybe #i wanna write a sonnet about this




2 days ago with 580 notes

stayawayimsick:

"Also, did you see my ginormous dick monument!?”

#cutie fanart #ah #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 18,686 notes

alldemfeels:

holy shit

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 183,891 notes

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

#adult lyfe




3 days ago with 101,071 notes

thegestianpoet:

"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout

Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best. 

#jon snow #GoT #cry more #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 598,103 notes

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 1,299 notes

the-meta:

#audio #RvB #RvB12 #It was very YAY #Then no #Very no




4 days ago with 158,395 notes

ms-missingyou:

rosityler:

#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job

#doctor who #oh lol so funny go fuck yourself #moffat #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 225,857 notes

metallickah:

unrealthings:

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

#Bed Bath and Bolsheviks

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.