2 hours ago with 4,579 notes
#madness #it's all madness #again #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 hours ago with 605 notes
#Mah fave #RWBY #rwby volume 2 #Neptune #Sun




10 hours ago with 409,738 notes

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 86,584 notes
carvinore:

carvinore:

amoying:  rise

#I want to start a collection of creepy Elmo photos #We're at 3 #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




1 day ago with 61,187 notes
#jesus have mercy #whose line #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 219,930 notes

browningtons:

matteabittner:

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

I wouldn’t hesitate to deduce who did it, burn your dead bones after I kill you, and travel in my Tardis to do my homework at the university, so I could take as long as I want.

image

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




2 days ago with 228,598 notes
chauvinistsushi:

velvetbrown:

coolyourjetsbennie:

buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs

What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?

insecurity

chauvinistsushi:

velvetbrown:

coolyourjetsbennie:

buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs

What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?

insecurity

#swish #boom #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 33,654 notes

optimistic-red-velvet-walrus:

It’s like this entire episode is meant to do nothing but remind you of the bizarre decision to pass rice balls as doughnuts in the English dub.

#pokemon #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




3 days ago with 2,770 notes
our favorite ais in long time no see
#RVB12 #HELLO WORLD #THIS IS ME #Holy shit Burnie Burns #I have fucking missed you #I mean all aboard the Luna train #But bravo




3 days ago with 47,785 notes
cringepics:

"wears tampons"

cringepics:

"wears tampons"

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 221,738 notes

hitthejackelswitch:

abbygubler:

ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

tumblr fucked me up so bad i kept expecting something ridiculous to happen at the end like a still of her telling the kids to go fuck themselves smh

^ME TOO

#i reread twice before seeing the comments #just to check if i missed the joke #the sound of music #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




4 days ago with 110,270 notes

umyehs:

fedorahatmatt:

umyehs:

breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11

breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating feminists that I thought we were trying to break away from

breaking news: I am a cis white boy and I was talking about myself, sit down child.

#I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




5 days ago with 45,396 notes
via hi, © trainergreen

trainergreen:

pokemon would be so convenient inrl tho like if u have a power out BOOM electric pokemon to help, u cold?? YEah fire pokemon!!!!!!!! u want a drink fCK yeah water pokemon!!! u hungry?!!! FRY up that togepi

#amanda i think you showed this to me? #thank amanda #you a good friend #pokemon #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




5 days ago with 169,981 notes

sirenknights:

sunfell:

whoaoh:

thegirlwiththethornonherside:

aaaaaaawwwwww

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING POST EVER

These two…

Love!!

#sir ian mckellen #and his bro #sir patrick stewart #I'm not a night troll. I'm a little queue.




5 days ago with 123,345 notes
shehasathree:

kanthia:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.
But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.
What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.
Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!

shehasathree:

kanthia:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.

But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.

What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?

But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.

Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!

#smashing the technophobes #important stuff