I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.
please watch this it’s 6 seconds long
If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
how to write poetry like a white person
- the taste of you
- save me
- no wait save yourself
make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter
Life hack: they serve capri suns at bars if you ask nicely
Nope, I was lying. It doesn’t make economic sense for bars to carry children’s juice pouches. Follow for more disillusionment.
you said u were going to mcdonalds but you got chicken mcnuggets not a big mac why would u lie about going to mcdonalds
is essentially what you have just said to me
I’M FUCKING CRYING
TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD
I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops
>implying two different groups
i’m not really the right person to ask about this bc it’s not something i have a headcanon for, although i agree that it is canon as far as i’m concerned.
but for the hell of it, i think ideally it’d take about 6 months bc that way it gives the doctor and rose time to settle in to their new lives in pete’s world ~together~ but they wouldn’t get /too/ stir-crazy before setting off to explore the universe like old times.
I never thought about doing the math before, but I think I’m up for the task! Assuming the TARDIS takes about 2000 years to grow accelerating the growth by a power of 59 would make the problem:
x^59 = 2000
ln x^59 = ln 2000
59 ln x = ln 2000
(59 ln x ) / (59) = (ln 2000) / (59)
e^(ln x) = e^((ln2000) / (59))
x = e^((ln2000) / (59))
So, plug that into a calculator and you get x equaling about 1.137 years (rounded to the nearest thousandth). Therefore, it would take a little over a year for them to grow a TARDIS, mathematically speaking.
Unrelated maths comment: I don’t mean to sound rude because I love maths and nerdy calculations and the solution with logarithms was fine and looks amazingly mindboggling, but it probably would have sufficed to say:
x^59 = 2000
x = 2000^(1/59) = 1.137
You fucking jackass!
Me? We were sitting ducks out there!
Wh— We almost had it! We only needed a few more seconds!
You don’t know that!
What the f— Yes I do! Newsflash: I was there, and by the way, I’m made outta numbers! Why can’t you just trust me?
remember the time apollo thought nick was hiding cocaine in his building
but the real question is has nemo found himself
the face of disgruntlement
little frog mage is just trying to make his way around leading 12 dwarven tadpoles and you pick him up and disturb him
SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW
is that mumford and sons
anyway here’s wonderwall